Deputy Ron

This is a likeness of our Cowboy Deputy who was cheering for the wrong team last Sunday. If he seems to be about 6 shots shy of a six-shooter (say that real fast, Ron) then we'll just have to encourage him to become a real Texan! 

Paraprosdokian sentences

A "paraprosdokian" is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect.

• Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  
• The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
  
• If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
  
• We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
  
• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.
  

Thanks to http://patriotpost.us/ .

In God We Trust

Capstone Fish Fry

Capstone Fish Fry

Capstone event

Don’t forget!!!

The Capstone Fish Fry—with the Lonestar Bluegrass Band—is
Friday, September 17 at 6:30 PM in the Gym.

Tickets are $10 each and can be purchased in class.

More Encouraging Words website

The Encouragers website has been updated and moved to http://moreencouragingwords.blogspot.com/! The most noticeable change is the use of “tabs” to access the Encouragers Directory, Want-Ads, Party pictures, and the “About” section. 

You will be receiving an email explaining how to post messages directly to the website. 

Please call with any question or problems.

Cliff