Punfight!

Remember:  The Encouagers Roundup starts at 5PM on August 6, in room 200 of the West Campus Building at Sugar Creek (same place we had the Christmas party).

 

Just to get everybody snarlin' mad, Bad Bad Bart has challenged the Encouragers to a punfight.  If these don't put a hitch in your gitalong nothin' will!

 

Punfight at OK Corral!!!

by Bad Bad bart

 

A three-legged dog walks into the saloon, sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw. "

 

A cowboy rushed over to the doctor’s table and shouted, "Doc! Hey Doc!  I think I'm shrinking!" The doctor laid down his cards and said, "Now, you settle down. You ‘re just gonna have to be a little patient."

 

That same cowboy had too much sasparilla(?) and ended up arguing’ all night long about where the sunshine comes from. 
Finally it dawned on him.

 

Then there were the three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

 

Sheriff’s report:
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

 

Lone Ranger: Hey Tonto...What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Tonto: Anybody can roast beef, kemosabe.

 

Finally, another cowboy entered the saloon's pun contest.  He told ten different puns, figuring at least one would win.
No pun in ten did.